下面向大家介绍Idiosa Dartellum-7 Say hello to idiosa dartellum 7,
也称ID-7病毒 or the ID-7 virus.
看起来挺恶心 是吧? Nasty-looking little fucker, huh?
给外行解释下 For the uninitiated,
ID-7能使我们的荷尔蒙水平上升 the ID-7 strain makes stress hormone levels rise,
堵塞神经通路 本质就是攻击人类感官 blocks neural paths, essentially attacking our ID
并打破人脑中... and throwing off a very important balance
非常重要的平衡 in our brains...
也就是理性与感性的平衡 The balance between emotions and reason
它能阻止我们做蠢事 that keep us from doing stupid shit,
例如暴怒时 想给老板脸上来一拳 thinks like punching your boss in the face when angry
或者发情时 在光天化日下做爱 or fucking your date in public when horny.
该平衡被暂时切断 That balance is temporarily severed,
会导致压抑的爆发 causing inhibitions to drop
人性本能上升到表面 and basic instincts to rise to the surface
沦落为感染的牺牲品 as the infected fall victim
专家称之为情感劫持 to what experts call emotional hijacking.
新闻媒体称之为"红眼病毒" Social media has tagged it the red-eye virus
真是恰如其分 for obvious reasons.
总而言之 So in a nutshell,
即丧失基本人格尊严 basic human dignity takes a sick leave.
第一个例红眼病毒 The first reported case of the red-eye virus
18个月前 发生在爱荷华州首府得梅因 occurred 18 months ago in des moines, Iowa,
并迅速传播到世界各地 and quickly spread around the world.
从那时起 全球确诊疫情超过千例 Since then, there have been over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks
仅在美国 reported globally, over half of which
就占了一半以上 are in the United States alone.
疾控中心乐观的表示通过强制隔离 The CDC is optimistic they can contain the virus immediately
能及时控制该病毒传播 through mandated quarantines,
并因抗体的积极研发 and the nation will be virus-free
到年底 by the end of the year
全国将无病毒 as antibodies are being aggressively tested.
他们还指出 病毒不具有致命性 They also state the virus isn't lethal,
理论上讲 这是事实 which is technically true.
虽然病毒并不致命 但被感染者却有致命危险 But while the virus can't kill, the infected, or redders, can.
请看内维尔·里德先生 Introducing Mr. nevil Reed,
他是第一个被官方洗脱罪名的“红眼”谋杀犯 the first redder to be officially cleared for murder.
他的律师辩称 His legal defense alleged
感染了ID-7菌株的人 that those infected with the ID-7 strain
无法控制自我情绪 can't control their emotions
因此对其行为不应承担责任 and therefore are not liable for the resulting actions.
感谢这个法律漏洞 此案被驳回了 And thanks to a loophole, the case was dismissed.
内维尔失去理智 So nevil lost his shit,
用铅笔狂插同事的脸 直到其死亡 stabbed a co-worker repeatedly in the face till dead
多亏医院证明而保住了性命 and walked thanks a doctor's note.
上帝保佑这该死的司法体系 God bless the justice system.
混乱
欢迎来到TSC咨询公司 Welcome to the home of towers & Smythe consulting,
这是由两个人渣创办的公司 the corporate scumbags hired by the bigger corporate scumbags
负责标志性的内维尔·里德案件 in the landmark nevil Reed case.
TSC公司以贪婪 欺诈 无底线为行事之道 Tsc is a firm fueled by greed, duplicity, and moral decay,
具有讽刺意味的是 a place that ironically screens their job applicants
他们对入职者的要求却是"诚实 忠诚 正直" for honesty, loyalty, and integrity.
刚入职时 这些品德我全都具备 Qualities I had in spades when I was fresh-faced
上班第一天 踌躇满志 and ready to take on the world my first day here.
这是六个月后的我... And here's me six months later...
加夜班 没有尊重 难喝的咖啡 late nights, no respect, the bad coffee,
所有这些 都是成功路上要付出的代价 all the shit that comes with paying your dues.
不过这些都无法阻止我 But none of it could slow me down.
我在努力争取出人头地 I was striving for the success my family never had,
与大佬平起平坐 a seat at the big kids' table with all the fixings,
同时还得偿还助学贷款 all while paying back those goddamn student loans.
但我升得越高 But the higher I rose,
我越觉得迷失 the more I felt like I was losing myself in the process.
在发现里德一案的漏洞之后 And after discovering that loophole that won the Reed case,
晋升随之而来 the requisite promotion quickly followed.
但这一切已不重要了 But by then, it didn't matter
虽然我仍然认为他有罪 that I thought he was guilty as fuck.
我只是想要个大办公室 I just wanted the corner office.
在犯下如此多罪过后 我终于如偿所愿 And for my sins, they gave me one.
真是个混蛋 What a dick.
TSC公司
你它共产党怎么这么蠢? I mean, how fucking stupid can you get?
- 对不起... - 对不起就行了? - I'm sorry. I... - oh, you're sorry?
我付你工资 不是让你跟我说对不起的 珍妮 I don't fucking pay you to be fucking sorry, Jenny.
- 早安 - 现在不行 德里克 - Morning, hey. Morning, hey. - Not now, Derek.
老兄 你得看看这个 Dude, you got to see this. You got to see this.
- 过来 - 怎么了? - Come over here. -What's up?
我今天收到这个 I just got this today.
老兄 是去年的圣诞派对 Oh, man, last year's Christmas party.
那人看起来像你 That looks like you.
没错 就是你 Yeah. That's you.
你从哪弄来的? Where'd you get that?
噢 我在谷歌上搜索了“一个小混蛋” Oh, I googled "a small-dick douche
用升职加薪的借口 让他的秘书努力工作" makes assistant work hard for fake promise of a raise,"
第一条搜索结果就是这个 and it was just, like, top search result, like, number one.
别为难她 不然我把这视频 Listen, leave her alone or I'll sell this to your wife
以离婚分手费25%的价格卖给你老婆 for half of the half she'll get from your divorce.
交谈愉快 兄弟 It's a good talk, bro.
谢谢 Thank you.
虽然能做的并不多...早上好 迈尔斯 May not be much... Morning, miles.
我仍会做任何善举来充值人品 ...but I'll take whatever goodwill I can pillage
让自己晚上能睡得安稳些 to sleep better at night.
德里克·赵
法律分析员行政助理
为咖啡感谢上帝 不是吗? Thank god for coffee, right?
三号会议室 上午9点你有会议 Your 9:00 A.M. is in meeting room three.
- 我的咖啡杯在哪里? - 不知道 还有我... - Where is my coffee cup? - Don't know. Also, I...
你知道是谁拿走的? do you know who took it?
不知道 但我可以再给你一个杯子 No. But I can get you another one.
我不想要别的杯子 我要自己的杯子 I don't want another mug. I want my mug.
好吧 万达集团的大卫找你 Yep, David from vanda corp.
德里克 Derek. Derek.
- 干嘛? - 大卫 一号线 - What? - David, line one.
好的 请接入 Okay. Put him on.
大卫 我正要打电话给你 David, I was just about to call you.
大卫? 哪个大卫? David? Who the hell's David?
我是露西 It's Lucy.
迈尔斯 是我姐姐 Miles, this is my sister.
对不起 I'm sorry.
想让你接电话 比登天还难 It is so hard to get you on the phone.
我只是想问你 I just wanted to see if you were coming up
下个月我生日 你来不来 for my birthday next month.
不 很抱歉 No, actually. I'm so sorry.
你生日我实在来不了 I will not be able to make it to your birthday.
但我会尽量弥补你的 But I will totally make it up to you.
好吧 如果你不来 Well, if you're not gonna show up,
至少给我画点漂亮的画 at least paint me something cool.
你怎么知道我开始画画的? How do you know i started painting?
迈尔斯说你画得还不错 Miles said you're pretty good.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Oh, did he? - Yeah.
你应该报名上美术课 You should sign up for art classes or something.
我没时间上美术课 I don't have time for art classes.
是啊 你没有时间做任何事 Yeah. You don't have time for anything.
没错 你说对了 Yes. You are correct.
我没时间做任何事 I do not have time for anything.
我也没时间继续谈了 I don't have time for this conversation.
- 但我非常爱你 - 等等 德里克 我... - But I love you very much. - Wait, Derek. I just...
- 我还想和你谈谈 - 非常感谢您的来电 - i wanted to talk to you more. - Thank you so much for calling.
我得走了 我爱你 拜 I got to go. I love you. Bye.
我9点干嘛? What's my 9:00?
早上好 这是帕特·索伦森办公室 Good morning. Pat Sorenson's office.
- 这边走 先生 - 好极了 谢谢 - Right this way, sir. - Great. Thanks.
止赎令通知
我能帮你什么吗? How can I help you?
我的委托人想付这笔欠款 My client wants to pay this overdue debt
来撤销止赎令 to reverse the foreclosure.
我们需要TSC转告银行 多宽限几天 We just need tsc to tell the bank to allow more time.
很抱歉的通知你 I'm sorry to inform you,
我们的客户有很严格的不再重新贷款的政策 but our client has a strong no-refinance policy.
那我怎么向客户解释? Then what do I tell mine?
你是否愿意讨论一下... Would you be open to discussing the possibility
替代契约的可能性? of a deed in lieu?
嗯 看来你不知道我在说什么吧? Mm. You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
- 你应该去找律师 - 我就是律师 - You should see a lawyer. - I am a lawyer.
如果你是律师 你应知什么叫替代契约 If you were a lawyer, you would know what a deed in lieu is.
你是借款人之一吧? You're one of the borrowers, aren't you?
那么什么是替代契约? So what's a deed in lieu?
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
反正银行都不会同意的 Bank wouldn't agree to it anyway.
你不是第一个 Look, you're not the first borrower
玩这类骗局的借款人 to try to pull this kind of scam.
小姐 这里是无烟区 Miss, this is a non-smoking room.
来阻止我啊 帅哥 So come stop me, suit.
等等 Wait.
我们只需再宽限两个月 We just need two more months.
这关系到好几个家庭 不过没人在乎 Families are involved here, but nobody listens,
银行不管 律师也不管 not the banks, not the lawyers.
我连他们秘书那关都过不了 I can't get past their damn secretaries.
听着 我很抱歉这些事发生在你身上 Look, I am very sorry this is happening to you.
- 那就别拒绝我 - 是银行拒绝了你 - Then don't kick me out. - The bank is kicking you out.
- 银行是你的客户啊 - 是公司的客户 - The bank is your client. - It's the firm's client.
这事要公司的合伙人说了才算 The firm's partners call the shots.
没有一滴雨认为自己能引发洪水 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
我妈妈常这么说 My mother used to say that.
现在我明白含义了 Now I understand what it means.
还有什么我可以帮忙的吗? Is there anything else i can do to help?
你不妨先告诉我 You can start by telling me
这个案子 哪个合伙人说了算 the partner calling the shots on the case.
当然 是... Sure. That would be...
艾琳·斯迈思
该死 Oh, shit.
艾琳·斯迈思 Irene Smythe.
我想和艾琳·斯迈思谈谈 Well, I want a word with this Irene Smythe
现在就谈 or whoever right now.
当然 让我先给她打个电话 Sure. Let me get her on the phone.
- 这边请 女士 - 放开我 - This way, ma'am. - Get off me!
我还会来的 We're not done here!
我要起诉你们 我要起诉你们所有人 I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue all of you!
混蛋 Fuckers!
你们摊上大事了 You're in deep shit, too!
你有大麻烦了 You're in deep shit.
布伦达感觉不舒服 Brenda wasn't feeling well,
所以我去了顶楼 so I had to go out to the penthouse
替她值了一下班 to cover for her for a bit.
发现老板在约见卡拉 Turns out the boss is meeting with Kara,
我确定他们有说 and I'm pretty sure they were talking about
你搞砸了万达公司的案子 you fucking up a vanda corp case or something.
等等 什么? 你... Wait, what? Are you...
万达公司不是我的客户 是卡拉的客户 I don't work vanda corp. That's Kara's client.
我当然知道 I know, right?
噢 不 Oh, no.
我能帮你什么吗? How can I help you?
德里克·赵 去八楼 需要密码 Derek Cho. Need an access code to the eighth floor.
去见谁? To see whom?
卡拉·鲍威尔 运营总监 Kara Powell, director of operations,
根本不擅长客户事务 not effective for client matters,
却极善于 but with all things related
搞公司内斗 to navigating internal company politics,
她就是个该死的独裁者 she's fuckin' Mussolini.
我们都叫她海妖 We call her the siren.
她专门在老板边上撬边 She's got the boss's ear.
她的歌声是甜蜜的毒药 And her songs are sweet poison.
赵先生 Mr. Cho.
我要去见...卡拉·鲍威尔 To see...Kara Powell.
请等一下 One moment, please.
您的密码是 785*95 Your pass code is 7-8-5-star-9-5.
您希望我用如此小的服务器 You expected me to create a dedicated office mobile app
设计出专用的移动办公软件 with servers that run on hamster wheels.
雷 闭嘴 Ray, stop talking.
如果我再听到你的牢骚借口 If I hear another whining excuse from you,
当心我让你在午餐前画好... I'll make sure you're back to building
色情网站的横幅广告 porn-site banner ads by lunch.
懂了没有? Do you understand me?
好吧 Yes, fine.
所以别宅在家里玩游戏了 So stop playing video games in your troll cave
让办公软件尽快更新 好吗 亲爱的? and get the interoffice apps updated asap, okay, sweetie?
好的 非常感谢 拜拜 Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
混蛋 Asshole.
- 我能为你做什么? - 不错的杯子 - What I can do for you? - That's a nice mug.
你从哪弄到的? Where'd you get it?
我助手弄的 I told my assistant to get me one.
她从哪弄到的? And where did she get it?
梅格 Meg!
德里克想知道 你哪儿弄的杯子 Derek here wants to know where you got the mug.
楼下的厨房里 From a kitchen downstairs.
好吧 你为什么选那个? Okay. And why did you choose that one?
因为其他的都很脏 Because the other ones were filthy.
何以认为这个不脏? And why do you think this one wasn't?
保洁洗过的 Because the maid cleaned it.
错 是我洗的杯子 因为杯子是我的 Incorrect. I cleaned this mug because this mug is mine.
我的就是我的 And what's mine is mine.
你的才是你的 And what's yours is yours.
有点道理 You're getting to a point.
万达公司是你客户 Vanda corp is your client.
这烂摊子该你负责 That blood's on your hands.
噢 现在你倒想分享了 Oh. Oh, so now you want to share.
我没法分享不属于我的东西 I can't share what isn't mine.
万达公司在过去两年 在我们这里... Vanda corp has filed more than 100 account cases
已提交超过100帐户的单子 through us in the last two years.
我希望他们的专案经理能靠谱点 Well, then I hope they have a good case manager.
你是指经理们吧 You mean managers.
在没有授权的情况下 没人能单独接单这么大的客户 No one can work a client that big without delegating.
根据常年不更新的... And according to the annual work distribution sheet...
年度工作分配表 That hasn't been updated in years.
万达公司的一个申诉单被分配... ...one of vanda corp's complaint cases was assigned...
给你了 ...to you.
文件号是45A File 45a.
我被算计了 I'm being set up.
哇 有人要“掉脑袋”了 Wow. Heads will roll.
这将让万达... This will cost vanda...
给我 give me this.
- 这是植入伪造的 - 我会给你做个交易 - This was planted. - I'll cut you a deal.
- 认罪吧 - 我没罪 - Plead guilty. - Not guilty.
尸体在你办公室发现的 The corpse was found inside your office.
都是你一手策划的 You knew exactly where to find it.
你想带着文件去上面投诉? Do you want to take this upstairs?
好主意 拿好你的文件 Great idea. Take your file.
刷你的卡 Want to swipe your key card,
还是刷我的卡? or should I swipe mine?
对不起 我忘了 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.
你没有权限 You don't have clearance.
我的错 My bad.
别担心 小家伙 Don't you worry, little one.
爸爸会因为抛弃你 Daddy will pay for abandoning you
让你在冰冷肮脏的垃圾桶里等死 而付出代价 and leaving you to die in that cold, dirty dumpster.
不不 要死的人是你 No, no. You died when you drowned
因为你妈把你一个人留在浴缸里 because mommy left you in the bathtub
然后出去买鞋了 while she went shopping for shoes.
但别担心 爸爸会让她付出代价的 But don't worry. Daddy will make her pay.
很遗憾 妈共产党的地位比爸爸高 Too bad mommy outranks daddy.
妈妈是个卑鄙的婊子 Mommy's a backstabbing bitch.
所以妈妈才高于爸爸 That's why mommy outranks daddy.
- 布兰达的心情如何? - 他在画画 - Brenda, what's his mood? - He's drawing.
该死 Oh, shit.
约翰·托尔思 TSC中的首位 城堡之国王 John towers, capital "t" in tsc, king of the castle,
出于食物链的顶端 十足的疯子 top of the food chain, and total fucking maniac...
典型的美国梦故事之一 you know, your typical American success story.
我有提到没有过 他刚涉猎美术吗? Did I mention that he also dabbles in the fine arts?
告诉我 你们看到了什么 Tell me what you see here.
我看到士兵有生命危险 先生 I see that those soldiers' lives are in danger, sir.
你认为他们能活命吗? Do you think they'll make it?
不能 先生 导火索太短了 No, sir. The fuse is too short.
现在跑太晚了 It's too late to run.
你认为他们应该怎么办? And what do you think they should be doing instead?
可以吗 先生? May I, sir?
简单却有效 So simple and yet so effective.
你明白吗 德里克? Can you see it, Derek?
你看到我们问题的解决办法了吗? Can you see the solution to our problem here?
我想你指的是她的问题 因为是她... I think you mean her problem because she was the one that...
把文件给我 give me the file.
这是我们的炸弹 This is our bomb.
导火索已燃 The fuse is already burning.
我们该像懦夫一样逃跑等死吗? So should we run like cowards and die?
我们很勇敢 先生 We are brave, sir.
很高兴你这么说 因为用不了多久 I'm so glad you said that, because any second now,
万达公司会发现这个纰漏 vanda corp is gonna find out about this mess,
我需要一个背锅侠 and I'm gonna need some scalps.
那么 谁该为此负责? So, who dropped the ball?
我讨厌指指点点 但我可以建议你 I hate pointing fingers, but may I suggest
去查查年度工作分配表吗? you check the annual work distribution sheet?
有人篡改了工作表 Someone cooked the fucking worksheet.
先生 Sir.
继续 Go on.
你有没有注意到 每当有这种问题发生 Have you noticed that whenever there's a problem like this,
几乎总是牵涉到同一个士兵? it's almost always the same soldier involved?
因为在战壕里的人都看得清清楚楚 Because down in the trenches, we have all noticed.
假若解雇这名问题士兵 And we wonder if discharging this problem soldier
可能是防止这种混乱再次发生的 might be the solution to preventing this kind of mess
解决方案 from ever happening again.
那个人是谁? And who would that be?
可以吗? May I?
谢谢 德里克 你可以走了 Thank you, Derek. You can leave.
我们讨论一下 Let's discuss.
是 先生 Yes, sir.
- 我... - 走吧 - I... - leave.
有空吗? You got a sec?
冥想的力量就这么神奇 Nothing like a little power meditation.
这张是新的 德克兰已经会走路了? This one's new. Declan's walking already?
摇摇晃晃的 就像你上个星期五晚上那样 Wobbling, actually, like you were last Friday night.
顺便谢谢你送我 Thanks for the ride, by the way.
也谢谢你吐在我车里 Thanks for puking in my car.
朋友嘛 That's what friends are for.
说一下 发生了什么事? So debrief me. What happened?
刚发现了有人把黑锅甩在我头上 Just found someone else's shit swept under my carpet.
什么黑锅? What kind of shit?
万达公司的 Vanda corp shit.
那可是七位数的纰漏 我连文件都没碰过 It's a seven-figure mistake. I didn't even touch the file.
先别担心 Ah, don't sweat it.
那些负责万达案子的人 Those clowns working vanda corp
全都是一串傻蛋 are a bunch of a serial screw-ups.
听着 我知道你不想泄露... Look, I realize you might not want to divulge...
“女海妖” the siren.
好吧 让我们来想想应对策略 All right. Let's take a beat to strategize.
自从升职后 Since the promotion, you could possibly
你能负责这么大的单子 be in charge of a case that big
但还没大到不能碰 but not big enough to be untouchable.
所以她才选择了你 你是个完美的替罪羊 That's why she chose you. You're the perfect fall guy.
所以在向高层投诉前... So before even taking this upstairs...
你已经和高层谈过了 并且搞砸了 you already took this upstairs and made a mess of things.
它共产党的 Fuck.
如果我朝犀牛脸上打一拳 Say I punch a rhino in the face.
你觉得是勇敢还是蠢? Would you call that brave or stupid?
勇敢... Brave...
且愚蠢 Add stupid.
所以勇敢和愚蠢仅一线之隔? See how bravery and stupidity can overlap?
既然你明白了 我给她打个电话 Now that you understand that, let me give her a call
看有没有办法通融通融 and see if I can't find a way to cut you a deal.
她已经给了我办法 She already offered me a deal.
我让她滚 这是战争 I told her to suck it and that this is war.
战争结束了 笨蛋 War is over, moron.
请进 卡拉 为何这么说? - Come on in, Kara. - How so?
优胜劣汰 收拾你的东西回家吧 Natural selection happened. Pack your shit.
- 打包箱在二楼 - 你它共产党逗我 - Boxes are on the second floor. - You're fucking kidding me.
德里克 冷静 Derek, calm down.
你吹他喇叭了? You blew him, didn't you?
我何须如此屈尊 Like I need to stoop to that level.
现在...赶紧从我面前消失 Now...Get the fuck out of my face.
我要把这事告诉九人团 I'm taking this to the nine.
好啊 祝你好运 Sure. Good luck with that.
还有 我要拿回我的杯子 And I want my mug back.
九人团 也就是这家公司的董事会 The nine, the company's board of directors.
大家早上好 这是万达公司的文挡 Good morning, everybody. This is the vanda corp file.
没有他们同意 无人可上下 No one here goes up or down without their vote.
有谣传说他们实际上是一群半机器人 Rumor has it that they're actually cybernetic organisms,
但尚未得到正式确认 but that hasn't been officially confirmed yet.
大家对罗马角斗中的死亡手势 Now, there's a common misconception
存在一种普遍的误解 about the death gesture during gladiatorial combat.
在罗马史料记载中 The actual phrase used in Roman texts
拇指向下并不代表处死 doesn't translate as thumbs down,
大拇指横折才是处死 but rather thumbs turned.
我个人认为 我们应该吊死 Personally, I think we should hang,
或五马分尸那个小混蛋 draw and quarter the little fucker.
不过这只是我本人意见 下面请大家投票 But, you know, that's just me. So let's vote.
因为那代表胜利者 That's because the Victors
在结果对手时 finished off their opponents
是用剑一剑穿喉的 with a sword thrust across the throat.
一致通过 传莱斯特 So it's unanimous. Call Lester.
莱斯特·麦吉尔 人力资源部主管 Enter Lester mcgill, head of human resources.
不是她 是那个男人 No, not her. That guy.
他负责公司裁员 He takes care of the firm's layoffs.
他行事冷棒 很适合这个工作 He's as cold as his methods are efficient, a perfect fit here.
通常 我们叫他“死神” Naturally, we call him the reaper,
你最不想看到 and he's the last person
门口站的是他了 you want to see standing at your doorway.
介意我进来吗 德里克? Mind if I come in...Derek?
说不 可以吗? If I said no?
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道具体情况吗? D-do you even know what happened?
我才不管具体情况 I don't care what happened.
那你一定是卡拉的好朋友了 You must be good friends with Kara, then.
我希望她马上死掉 I hope she dies promptly.
很高兴我们有某些共识 Glad we're on the same page.
九楼都听你的 我有证据证明... Um, the nine listen to you, and I have proof that...
- 在这里签字 - 这不是我的错... - Sign here... - This was not my mist...
还有签这里 ...and here.
你在干什么? What the hell are you doing?
这是我的工作 My job.
所以你是她一边的 So you are on her side.
我总是站在正确的一边 I'm on the right side. Always am.
所以我才来开除你 That's why it's me firing you.
操你共产党 Fuck you.
签了楼上的文件 Sign these documents from upstairs
我就可以清帐 把离职金 so I can clear accounting to transfer your severance pay
打入你帐户 into your account.
你知道这是什么吗? Do you know what this is?
这份声明说 This is a statement saying
我对万达公司的烂摊子负全责 that I take full responsibility over the vanda corp mess.
我必须把它归档 因为"这不关我事" I'll have to file that under "n" for "not my problem."
我会被取消律师资格的 I could be disbarred.
甚至会面临委托人诉讼 I could face legal action from the client.
而我只是传达消息的 德里克 I'm just the messenger, Derek.
对我大喊大叫 就像迟到了反而对手表大喊大叫 Yelling at me is like yelling at your watch because you're late.
那我为什么要签? Why would I sign this crap?
有钱拿啊 To get rich.
很高兴我们终于达成共识了 Glad to see we're now on the same page.
并没有 Glad to see I'm not.
你想来硬的? You want to do this the hard way?
我想用正确方式来解决 I want to do this the right way.
我想和他及董事会谈谈 I want to speak with him and the nine.
行政决策 不接受上诉 Executive decisions are not subject to appeal.
真它共产党的好极了 This one fucking better be
在我洗清罪名前 是不会离开这栋楼的 because I'm not leaving this building until I plead my case.
理解 Understood.
这栋大楼被隔离了 This building is under quarantine.
回到里面去 Get back inside.
这是怎么回事? What's going on here?
能不能告诉我... You can't tell me...
到底是怎么回事? What the... -...Hell is going on?
本建筑的通风系统内的... One of our pathogen sniffers
病原体嗅探器 in the building's ventilation system
发现了ID-7病毒的踪迹 picked up traces of the ID-7 virus.
谁授权你们 And who authorized you
在我的大楼里安装嗅探器的? to install a sniffer in my building anyway?
自从得梅因市爆发疫情以来 Since the outbreak in des moines,
法律要求在所有公共场所 detection devices are now legally required
全部加装检测器 in public places.
得梅因 共产党的 Des moines. Fuck.
根据我们的预测 According to our projections,
被感染的建筑物内 those infected in the building
很快会有人显示症状 如果还没有 will begin to display symptoms soon, if not already.
专家已经将中和剂 Our experts have already released a neutralizer
释放进通风系统 into your ventilation system.
大约八小时内就能消除 All traces of the virus should be eliminated
所有病毒痕迹 in approximately eight hours.
在此之前 这座大楼将被全面隔离 Until then, this building is officially under quarantine.
接下来的八小时我们怎么办? So what are we supposed to do for the next eight hours?
尽量保持镇静 Try to remain calm.
现在我正躺在大堂地板上 So there I was getting the shit kicked out of me
被这混蛋踢 on the lobby floor by this asshole.
但结果却是 And then...Something...Happened!
- 啊 - 我不想保持冷静 Aah! -I don't want to remain calm!
赶快解决问题 I want this fixed.
是我 Hey. It's me. It's me.
- 你没事吧? - 我想我... - You all right? - I think I just...
刚才打了犀牛的脸 I think I just punched a rhino in the face.
- 什么? - 他袭击了我 - What? - He attacked me.
然后我就揍死了他 And then i-i just kicked his ass.
我要去跟九楼谈谈 I'm going to go talk to the nine.
- 不 - 就要 - No. -Yeah.
走人吧 Fuck this place!
这一团糟是因祸得福 相信我 This mess is a blessing in disguise, trust me.
你不想像我一样滚蛋的 You don't want to end up like me.
你在说什么? 你得先弄清楚状况 What are you talking about? You have everything figured out!
不 德里克 No, Derek.
那是...冥想和焚香 This...this...this meditation and this incense,
都是胡扯 it's all bullshit.
你以为我喜欢甘蓝的味道吗? You think I like the taste of Kale?
拜托 我要死在里面了 Come on! I'm fuckin' dead inside.
他们误会我了 我得说理去 But they have me wrong. I have to tell them.
你知道他们的能耐吗? Do you have any idea what they're capable of?
躲在自己办公室就好 Just... just... just hide out in your office
直到病毒消退 until the virus subsides,
然后出门 不要回头 then walk out those doors and don't look back.
像鸟儿一样自由 Free as a bird.
好吗? All right?
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
- 好的 - 现在走 - Okay. - Now come on.
在你的麦草丸里放些花生酱 Put some peanut butter in your wheatgrass shot.
怎么样? What do you say?
混蛋 Motherfucker!
检疫结束之前 需要合作 Until the quarantine is over, we'll need your cooperation
以控制局面 to keep the situation under control.
我们比任何人都更清楚这种病毒 We know better than anyone else that this virus
会把人变成疯子或白痴 turns people into maniacs or blathering idiots.
你可能知道 As you may know,
病毒引发了道德障碍症 the virus triggers a breakdown of moral barriers,
被感染时 会释放压抑的情绪 unleashing repressed emotions in the infected,
包括愤怒 沮丧 恐惧 欲望 including anger, depression, fear, lust.
像可卡因? Like cocaine?
被感染的人会成为瘾君子 An infected individual would make a coke addict
相比之下 更像模范公民 look like a model citizen by comparison.
但我们仍然感觉正常 But we still feel normal.
病毒会引起剧烈的情绪波动 The virus can cause drastic mood swings
具有潜在的暴力和严重后果 with potentially violent and severe consequences.
如果能避免与工作有关的压力 It would be best if stressful work-related situations
那就最好了 were avoided.
我会去你家 Yeah. I'm going to come to your house,
我杀了你 and I'm going to fucking kill you!
再见 妈妈 Bye, mom.
抗抑郁药 兴奋剂 Antidepressants, stimulants,
甚至咖啡因也能加速病毒起效 even caffeine can accelerate the virus's effect.
梅格 再来点咖啡 Meg, make more fucking coffee!
287名员工 So, what happens when 287 employees
平均时薪为每小时200美元 with average billing rates of $200 an hour
停止工作八小时? stop working for eight hours?
你们不知道? You don't know?
我损失了50万美元 I lose half a million dollars!
去鞭策他们 大家都回去工作 Now, crack your whips. Everybody goes back to work.
如果他们不干 立即开除 And if they don't like it, they are terminated immediately
且没有遣散费 and no severance packages.
把我的原话传达给他们听 Put the fear of me in them.
又怎么了? What now?
德里克·赵想上来 Derek Cho wants clearance to come up.
- 他想干什么? - 他说重新考虑了 - What for? - He said he reconsidered,
但他想跟你还有董事会先谈谈 but he wants to have a word with you and the nine first.
密码是8*199 蠢猪 Your pass code is 8-star-1-9-9, fuck-head.
操你共产党 Fuck you!
不 不 No, no.
不 往上 No, up.
往上 Up. Up.
让我它共产党的上去 Let me the fuck up!
克尔顿·斯奈德 又名公牛 老板的非正式左膀 Colton snyder, aka the bull, the boss' unofficial left hook.
没人知道他确切的工作 Nobody knows his exact job description.
但每当有肮脏的事发生时 But whenever there's a hint of something dirty going on...
- 拿走他手机 - 他就会出现 - Take his phone. -...There he is.
你好 德里克 Hello, Derek.
我很抱歉 Uh, look, I am so sorry
我们没有机会再见面了 we didn't get a chance to meet again.
事情来了 你知道的 Uh, things came up. You know how it is.
我知道你在想什么 Now, I know what you're thinking...
"内维尔·里德 逃脱谋杀指控 "nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
也许我也可以有小小的乐趣" Maybe I can have a little fun here."
你真以为我没看出来你想干啥吗? Did you really think that i didn't see that coming?
事实上 我只想要回工作 Actually, I was just gonna ask for my job back.
不过我也喜欢你的想法 But I like your idea, too.
好了 我要揍你一拳 Well, I'm going to beat you to the punch.
噢 听起来好像很痛 Oh, ow. Now, that sounds like it hurt.
- 他痛吗? - 是 先生 - Is he hurt? - Yes, sir.
他哭了吗? Is he crying?
没有 先生 No, sir.
为什么没让他哭? Well, why isn't he fucking crying?!
他现在哭了 先生 He is now, sir.
我想听到骨头断裂声 Now, I want to hear a bone break.
据说股骨是人体最硬的骨头 They say the femur is the most difficult bone in the body
但我用小指就能解决 to break, but I'll settle for a pinkie.
我来了 德里克 I'm coming, Derek.
怎么了? What's happening?
混蛋 Motherfuckers!
谁告诉我 这到底它共产党怎么了? Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there?
伊万? Ewan?
我...闻到... I...Smell...
烤面包味 Toast.
伊万 Ewan.
伊万 Ewan!
伊万 伊万? Ewan! -Ewan?
伊万 Ewan!
你杀了伊万? You killed Ewan?
出意外了 There's been an accident.
你知道在我找到接替者之前 Do you have any idea how many billable hours
得损失多少时间? I'm gonna lose until I find a replacement?
我更担心尸体 I'm worried about the body right now.
- 我杀了他 - 你没杀他 - I killed him. - You didn't kill him.
病毒杀死了他 你被感染了 The virus killed him. You're infected.
不受惩罚 You have impunity!
我们的内维尔·里德有先例 We have a precedent in nevil Reed.
请感谢德里克 You can thank Derek for that.
- 混蛋 - 谢谢你 德里克 - Motherfucker. - Thank you for that, Derek.
把他和另外那个人关在一起 Lock him up with the other one
然后马上到我这儿来 and then get back up here.
你在这里干什么? What are you doing here?!
他们炒了我 They fired me.
那很好 That's nice.
正义得到了伸张 Justice is served for once.
你在这里干什么? What are you doing here?
保安报警了 Security called the cops,
但此处在警方来之前就被隔离了 but this place was quarantined before they could show up,
所以他们就把我扔在这个鬼地方 so they threw me in this hellhole.
等我出去 我要起诉这里所有人 I'm suing everyone and their grandmother
和他们的祖母，我向上帝发誓。 when I get out of here, i swear to god.
祝你好运 是ID-7 Good luck. It's ID-7!
没有人对病毒负责 No one's liable for anything that they do.
就像你的日常 Just like any other day for you.
没错 我们对这里的所为也无需负责 Yeah, we're not liable for what we do in here, either.
那我就吞了你的蛋 Nice, then I'll have your balls for dinner
因为你之前干的好事 for that shit you pulled!
等等 Wait! Wait! Wait!
虽然听起来疯狂 This might sound crazy,
但我想我们俩可以合作 but I think we can help each other out here.
好吗? 还记得艾琳·斯迈思么 Okay? You remember Irene Smythe,
就是那个整你的女人? the woman that fucking screwed you?
她现在就在大楼的顶楼里 She's in the building's penthouse right now.
那又怎样? So what?
你帮我去顶楼 她归你 You help me get to the top, and she's all yours.
我们有机会让这些混蛋 This is our shot to hold these assholes accountable
为他们的伤天害理付出代价 for all the fucking damage that they've done!
一旦检疫结束 我们就没机会了 And our chance goes away as soon as this quarantine is over.
怎样? Yeah?
我现在可以起来了吗? Can I get up now?
那你能别再像个混蛋吗? Are you going to stop being an asshole?
有待考虑 That's debatable.
你在找什么? What are you looking for?
漏洞 A loophole.
这是我的专长 It's my specialty.
我不觉得他们不会把我们关在一个能打电话的房间里 I don't think they'd lock us up in a room with working phones.
我不需要能打的电话 I don't need a working phone.
只需要这些 还有那些零件 Just need bit of this, a bit of that.
就可以组装出一部电话来 Build a franken-phone.
打给谁? 警察又不能进入大楼 And call who? Cops can't enter the building.
我不会报警的 I'm not calling the cops.
先生? 德里克·赵以某种方式 Uh, sir? Um, Derek Cho somehow managed
与万达公司首席执行官建立了通信 to set up a call with vander corp's ceo,
他们想让你加入 and they wanted you to join in.
稍等 In a minute.
抱歉久等 弗兰克 Sorry to keep you waiting, frank.
我洗耳恭听 I'm all ears!
很高兴你能加入我们 约翰 Ah, glad you could join us, John.
我和与你们公司的一个律师 Well, I've been having a nice, long chat
进行了一场很愉快的谈话 with one of your lawyers.
你还在吗 德里克 You still there, Derek?
是 先生 我在 Yes, uh, sir. I am still here.
好 约翰 你能提醒我一下吗? Good. John, can you please remind me?
为什么我给TSC做生意? Why do I do business with tsc?
因为外面的市场是一片丛林 弗兰克 Well, because it's a jungle out there, frank.
你不仅需要一个好的向导 And not only do you need a guide,
你也需要有雄狮在你身边 but you also need a lion walking right by your side.
我们既是你的雄狮 也是向导 And we are your lion and your guide.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Are you? - Yeah.
不过我们隐隐担忧 Well, we're just a touch concerned
你或许有不可告人的动机 that you may have ulterior motives.
我们是绝不会背叛客户的 弗兰克 We would never turn against our clients, frank.
那或许是真的 Well, that may be true,
德里克刚跟我提到有份特定文件 but Derek has alerted me to a certain document
表明了相反的看法 that seems to suggest otherwise.
那份报告 是TSC为万达公司做的 It's a report that, uh, tsc did for vander corp.
里面归档了一宗 It analyzes the advisability
针对前商业伙伴的 of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit
价值数百万美元诉讼的可行性 against one of frank's ex-business associates.
你还记得这份报告吗 约翰? Do you remember this report, John?
不记得 No.
我得说 报告写得很好 I must say, it's well-written.
我喜欢这种积极的财务报告 I like how it weighs the slim possibility
能权衡获得财务收益的微弱可能性 of a positive financial outcome
和巨额的潜在诉讼费用之间的关系 against the enormous potential litigation costs.
你同意这份报告吗 德里克? Do you agree with this report, Derek?
不 先生 我不同意 Uh, no, sir. I do not.
我相信你能赢得这起诉讼 I believe you could have won the suit.
为什么你们的顾问建议我反对呢? Then why did your advisers advise me against it?
你的顾问错过了提交动议的最后期限 Your advisers missed the deadline to file the motion.
所以你认为在这件事上TSC失职了? So you believe that tsc dropped the ball on this one?
我想他们失职了 先生 Uh, I believe they dropped the ball, sir.
但之后他们还想掩盖错误 Uh, but then they also defecated on the ball
不想让你知道 先生 and then sodomized the ball, sir.
嗯 真有趣 Hmm. Interesting.
噢 还有 约翰 Oh, and, John,
我刚好有你上次给我的发票 I just happen to have your last invoice here with me.
进展顺利 That went well.
我要你马上去砸烂他的电话 I want you to rip the fucking phone out of his hands,
再打断他的手 his hands off his fucking body now!
我要订两份辣香肠匹萨饼 Uh, yeah. Can I please order two pepperoni pizzas
还有热鸡翅? and some, uh, hot wings?
为什么不? 再加几片蒜烤面包 Yeah. Why not? Throw some, uh, garlic bread in there.
你们要什么吗? Do you guys want anything?
布伦达 这该死的电话不能用了 Brenda! This fucking phone doesn't work!
天哪 老兄 他干你女朋友了? Christ, man! He fuck your girl, too?
老天 你们还真是一点都不彼此尊重啊 Damn, suit, you don't even respect each other.
你说对了 You're right.
我们一点都不尊重 We don't.
现在怎么办? Now what?
该干活了 Time to go to work.
开始隔离解除倒计时 They started a countdown for the quarantine,
来自办公软件 posted in an interoffice app.
时间够了 Well, it's enough time to get the job done.
这地方没那么大 I mean, this place isn't that big.
老板是个狂暴瘾君子 Ah, the boss is a fucking raging cokehead.
肯定会有更多的守卫 There's definitely gonna be more guards.
好啊 那我多带点钉子 Fine. I'll bring more nails.
去顶楼的唯一方法是用门禁卡 The only way to the top floor is with the key card
或一次性密码 or a one-time password.
怎样才能拿到门禁卡? So who do we have to fuck up to get the card?
首先 六楼有个傻帽 Okay. First, there's an ass-hat on the sixth floor
有二级门禁卡 who's got a level-two key card.
可以到七楼 It can take us to the seventh floor,
那边有个婊子 giving us access to the bitch
她有张三级门禁卡 who's got a level-three key card.
嘿 非常手段 对吗? Hey, extreme measures, right?
- 星期三 - 嘿 - Wednesdays. -Hey!
是他? Him?
对 Yep.
打开该死的门 Open the fucking door!
操你共产党的 Fuck you, motherfucker!
你开门的动作就它共产党像个老太婆 You open doors like my grandmother fucks!
开门 Open the door!
打开该死的门 Open the fucking door!
开门 Open the door!
嘘 Shh!
我一直很困扰 It really bothers me that women
为什么女人在职场的待遇不能和男人一样 don't get the same treatment as men in the workplace.
所以我支持男女平等 I'm all about gender equality here.
德里克 Derek!
- 需要帮忙吗? - 不需要 西装仔 - Need a hand? - I don't need your help, suit.
但我需要你的帮忙 But I need yours.
操你共产党 Fuck you.
也操你共产党 Fuck you, too.
- 我们可以进来吗? - 如果我说不能呢? - May we come in? - And if I said no?
那你得和我的同事商量一下了 You'll have to confer with my associate.
还有我的伙伴 死瘸子 And mine, gimpy.
- 你想要什么? - 门禁卡 - What do you want? - Key card.
又不止我一个人有二级门禁卡 I'm not the only one with a level-two key card.
但是你开除了我啊 混蛋 But you are the one that fired me, asshole!
错 是公司解雇了你 别乱甩锅 Wrong. The firm fired you. Don't nail-gun the messenger.
噢 天哪 Oh, my god.
你说得好有道理 You bring up a very good point.
抱歉 莱斯特 我们错怪你了 I'm so sorry, Lester. We're good.
我们的恩怨一笔勾销 伙计 We're... we're... we're totally good, man.
我算在公司头上 Um, I will take it up with the firm,
但我想知道在哪里能找到公司 but I would love to know where I could find the firm,
因为我喜欢踢公司的屁股 because I would love to kick the firm's ass.
你踢不了公司的屁股 You can't kick a firm's ass.
这才是重点 That's the point.
那好吧 我们还是得找你了 Oh. Well, then that brings us back to you.
我只是履行本职 I was just doing my job.
没有一滴雨认为自己能引发洪水 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
我知道那什么意思 I get what that means.
如果我给你门禁卡 知道会有什么后果吗? You know what will happen to me if I give you this key card?
我只能回答你 I'm going to have to file that under "n"
"关我屁事" for "not my fucking problem."
该死！ Fuck!
不 用锯子 No! The saw!
非常时期 Extreme measures!
上 Go!
能帮个小忙吗? A little help?
- 准备好了吗? - 啊 - You ready? - Ah! Ah!
会很疼的 It's gonna hurt a lot.
你很享受吧? You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- 你还是他们一伙的 - 我以为我们才是一伙的 - You're still one of them. - I thought we were a team.
暂时的而已 For the time being.
好吧 我数到... All right. On the count of...
好了 冷静点 All right. Calm down.
共产党的 Oh, fuck.
至少你比那家伙走运 At least you're not that guy.
滚一边去 脓包 Move aside, pussies. Come on.
等等 我有个主意 Wait. Wait. I have an idea.
操你共产党 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
你真棒 操你共产党 You're cool! Fuck you!
还没完吗? Are we done here yet?
现在好了 We are now.
拿着我的手机 Here, take my phone.
我要你拍点东西 I need you to film something.
拍什么? Film what?
来吧 Okay. Here we go.
诉讼文件32376 公诉里德 Case file 32376, the people vs. Reed.
大家都知道这件诉讼案 Now, you all know the court case,
不过让我们现在讨论下内维尔·里德本人如何? but let's discuss Mr. nevil Reed the man, shall we?
所有人都说 里德先生 By all accounts, Mr. Reed
是一位正直的社会中流砥柱 was an upstanding pillar of the community,
21岁时就获得双硕士学位 earned two master's degrees by the age of 21.
他娶了大学时的情人 He married his college sweetheart
是双胞胎女儿的父亲 and is the father of beautiful twin girls.
但当里德先生染上ID-7病毒后 But when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus, shit got real.
"被纯粹的本能所淹没 "Overwhelmed by pure ID,
内维尔·里德变得不由自主 nevil Reed became prone to involuntary,
异常且有令人震惊的冲动 aberrant, and shocking impulses.
他在光天化日之下 He commited a gruesome,
犯下如此可怕且邪恶的罪行 unspeakable act in broad daylight
并且满屋子都是目击证人" in a room full of witnesses."
现在 我们正在见证一个模范公民 Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here
变成了野蛮的 transformed into a brutal,
嗜血的杀戮机器 bloodthirsty killing machine
只是一眨眼的功夫而已 at the blink of an infected eye.
所以请问 So I ask you this.
是他的错 还是病毒的错? Is it his fault or is it the virus's?
让我们来讨论一下吧 Let's discuss.
待会见 混蛋们 See you soon, fuckers.
该死的 Shit.
卡拉 他上来了 他拿到了莱斯特的门禁卡 Kara, he's on his way up. He has got Lester's key card.
真的? Oh, really?
真可惜 先生 That's a shame, a real shame, sir.
只是想知道 他们拿到卡 Just wondering, did they get it before or after
是在锯死莱斯特之前还是之后? butchering Lester with an electric saw?
冷静点 马上上来 Just calm down and come up here!
他们守在私人电梯门口 They're guarding the private elevator.
我不能离开办公室 I can't leave the office.
那就毁了那张卡 Then destroy the card.
这是我唯一的筹码 It's my only leverage.
卡拉 我向你保证 Kara, I promise you,
我会尽力阻止他伤害你 I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get to you.
如果他找上门来 你必须保护高层 But if he does, you must protect those above you.
去它共产党的高层 Fuck those above me!
我会给你一直想要的加薪 I'll give you the raise you always wanted.
去它共产党的加薪 Fuck your raise!
我会让你成为合伙人 I'll make you partner.
操你...成交 Fuck your...deal.
我把卡扔到窗外去 I'll throw it out the window.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
梅格 Meg!
把这个藏到安全的地方 别告诉我 Hide this somewhere safe and don't tell me where.
还有 给我多弄点咖啡来 And make more fucking coffee now!
蠢婊子 Stupid bitch.
电梯是上楼的唯一通道 The elevator's the only way upstairs.
我们可以在这里伏击她 We can ambush her here.
那可需要点时间 Well, it's gonna be a while.
说说你喜欢的三个顶级乐队 Top three bands, go.
只能选三个? Only three?
只三个 这是规则 Only three, that's the rules.
好吧 All right.
摩托党乐队 Motorhead. -Oh.
DRI 还有早期的炭疽乐队 D.R.I. And early Anthrax.
- 噢 - 重金属乐队是最爱 Oh. -Metal till I fucking puke.
好了 All right. Okay.
不是我所期望的 不过也是不错的选择 That's not what I expected, but fine choices.
你以为我会选谁 戴夫马修斯乐队? What did you... what did you expect, the Dave Matthews Band?
戴夫马修斯乐队其实是个好... Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually a good...
滚开 混蛋 转回去就对了 other way, asshole. Go. Turn around. Yep. You got it.
你个该死的混蛋 乔 You fucking dick, Joe!
你刚才说什么? What?
戴夫马修斯乐队是一个很棒的乐队 Dave Matthews Band is a good band.
- 天哪 - 你听过他们的现场吗? - Oh, my god. - You ever heard them live?
我更愿去嚼玻璃 I would rather chew glass.
真的吗? Are you serious?
他们名气很大 Just because they're popular
但并不意味着他们的音乐就很糟糕 doesn't mean that they're bad at music.
实际上我认为 I think it's actually that people think
人们是喜欢多过讨厌 it's more popular to dislike them,
这样他们就显得很棒 so they're just trying to be cool.
- 胡说八道 - 好吧 - It's bullshit. - All right. Fine.
我会去火人节看他们的演出 I'll go see them at burning man.
好吧 你想怎样都行 All right, make fun all you want,
如果我们能离开这里 我请你看 but if we ever get out of here, I'm gonna get us tickets,
7月份 体育馆有表演 all right, to the coliseum show in July.
到时我带你去 And I'm gonna take you there,
我要你接受伟大音乐的洗礼 and I'm gonna turn you on to some great musicianship.
- 你要我洗礼? - 对 洗礼 - You're gonna turn me on? - Turn you on, yes.
是在我们出去买勃肯鞋之前还是之后? Before or after we go out to buy birkenstocks?
- 去你的 - 你穿这种鞋还穿袜子吗? - Fuck off. - Do you wear them with socks?
我打赌你穿了 I bet you do.
好吧 这个...你再解释一遍 Okay. So...so...so just tell me again
为什么你们不能派个小分队来阻止这个混蛋 why you can't send a unit in to just stop this asshole.
全副武装的特警队在满是平民的大楼里 A heavily armed SWAT team in a building filled with civilians
如果感染病毒 将是灾难性的 infected with the virus would be catastrophic.
为此 我们需要... For that, we need to...
对不起 你在做什么? excuse me. What are you doing?
过敏药 Allergies.
你以为你是谁 我的治疗师吗? Who are you, my fucking therapist?
总之 我们现在只能和那位员工谈谈 Anyway, all we can do is talk to the employee
试着让他平静 in an attempt to defuse the situation.
我们这里现在就有一位心理学家 We currently have a psychologist on-site
他可以和受感染者谈谈 who could possibly talk to the infected individual.
全员通知 Notify the team down in accounting.
我悬赏15万美金 取姓周的脑袋 I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head.
你说的是杀人 You're talking about murder here.
赏金起码要45万 You should be offering at least 450.
同意 Agreed.
离解除隔离还有四小时 Four hours left till the quarantine lifts.
我们快没时间了 We're running out of time.
有时你得说 "管它共产党的 Well, sometimes you got to say, "what the fuck?
先干再说" Make your move."
- "高风险高收益" - 没错 - "Risky business." - Yeah.
好吧 All right. Whew.
你好 是德里克吗? 我是马克 Hello, Derek? My name's mark.
疾控中心的心理医生 I'm a psychologist working with the CDC.
- 能听到我吗? - 他能听到 马克 - Can you hear me? - Yes, he can hear you, mark.
我想告诉你 I was just told that you were
你现在压力有点大 under a bit of stress right now,
所以我想关心下你 so I wanted to check in on you.
能谈谈吗? 能说下你的感受吗? Can we talk? Can you tell me how you feel?
嗯 我感觉如何? Um, how do I feel?
我想脱掉衣服 Um I feel like taking my clothes off.
- 嗯嗯 - 我觉得我很想 - Mm-hmm. - I feel like causing
把周围的一切都毁掉 extraordinary amounts of property damage.
我想尖叫 我想操共产党 I feel like I want to scream. I want to fuck.
我想扭断四肢 折断骨头 I feel like twisting limbs and breaking bones!
我感觉很好 马克 I feel great, mark.
你被病毒控制了 That's the virus talking.
我同意 马克 I agree, mark.
德里克现在不能正常思考了 Derek isn't thinking clearly right now.
他被本能支配 以至于没有发现 He's so consumed by his ID that he hasn't noticed
其实我们是来帮他的 that we're just here to help him.
你应该听她的 德里克 You should listen to her, Derek.
你为什么不坐下来 平静下来好好谈谈? Why don't you sit down, take a breath, and talk it out?
好好谈谈 Talk it out.
当然 Sure.
我会好好谈谈的 I'll talk it out. - Yeah.
我们谈谈吧 Let's just have a conversation.
第三首 Track three.
最好别是该死的戴夫马修斯乐队 Better not be fucking Dave Matthews Band.
好的 Okay.
无关者 现在可以离开了 Those of you who don't want to be a part of this can leave now.
德里克 请听我说 Derek, please listen to me.
但如果你选择留下 But if you choose to stay,
看来你们已经选好了... which it seems like you guys are choosing...
- 德里克 拜托 - ...你就必须明白并同意 - Derek, please. - ...You understand and agree
以下条款和条件 to the following terms and conditions.
- 德里克 - 第一... - Derek! - One...
德里克 你被病毒控制了 Derek, this is the virus talking.
你们特此放弃了自己的... ...you hereby waive your right...
- 德里克 拜托 - 个人身体 - Derek, please. - ...To your own personal
完整性的拥有权 bodily integrity.
- 这不是真的你 - 第二... - This is not you. - Two...
我是持有执照的心理学家 I'm a licensed psychologist.
根据内维尔·里德案例 ...per the state vs. Nevil Reed,
我和我的同伴不会承担任何法律责任 my colleague and I will not be held criminally liable
任何重罪或轻罪 for any felony or misdemeanor that you may be a victim of,
包括但不限于重度攻击 including but not limited to aggravated assault,
重度殴打 严重混乱行为 aggravated battery, disorderly conduct,
破坏财产 伤害及一级谋杀 destruction of property, mayhem, and first-degree murder.
第三 条款和条件可能会随时更改或更新 And, three, terms and conditions may change or be updated
只要我它共产党愿意 whenever the fuck I want!
就当你们已默认了 Consider yourselves notified.
喂? Hello?
德里克? Derek?
有人在吗? Is anyone there?
敲 敲 Knock, knock.
门禁卡 劳驾 Key card, por favor.
如果你想要 你就得和我谈判 If you want it, you'll have to negotiate.
谈判已经结束 Negotiations have ended.
隔离也快解除了 Well, so will the quarantine,
而且我也不知道门禁卡在哪 and I don't know where the key card is.
- 你想要什么? - 休战 - What do you want? - A truce.
去你共产党的休战 Fuck your truce.
没有休战 就没有门禁卡 No truce, no key card.
好吧 All right.
告诉我它在哪里 Tell me where it is,
我俩就各走各路 and I promise I'll be on my way and leave you alone.
你是个言而有信的人 德里克 You're a man of your word, Derek.
所以我选择相信你 That's why I believe you.
正因为此 你永远不会成为合伙人 And that's... that's why you never made partner.
门禁卡 Key card.
门禁卡 德里克 Key card, Derek.
现在别做傻事 Don't be stupid now.
这才是好孩子 There's a good boy.
- 梅格 - 梅格 - Meg! - Yeah, Meg!
拿着门禁卡 德里克 滚蛋 Take your key card, Derek, and fuck off.
什么卡? What card?
我只看到一块废焦塑料 All I see is a useless piece of scorched plastic on the table.
奇怪 我也看到了 Strange. Me too.
- 你也看到了吗 梅格? - 是的 - Is that what you see, too, Meg? - Yep.
告诉我 梅格 亲爱的 So tell me, Meg, sweetie,
你为什么把这块废塑料给我 why did you bring me this useless piece of plastic
而不是我的门禁卡? instead of my key card?
那就是你的门禁卡 或者它曾经是 Oh, that is your key card, or it used to be
在我把它放进微波炉之前 before I put it inside a microwave oven.
你为什么要这么做 And why would you do that, i wonder? Huh?
你和其他助理都一样 梅格 You're exactly like every other assistant, Meg.
是个平庸乏味的 如寄生虫般的笨蛋 You're a vapid, bottom-feeding, parasitic shithead!
你就是个空有一对奶子的傻娘们 You're a pair of tits with zero talent.
告诉我 梅格 你个废物 So tell me, Meg, you incompetent cunt,
为何要毁掉我的门禁卡? what could possibly possess you to destroy my key card?
因为楼上的人都知道你会出卖他们 Because everyone upstairs knew you would betray them.
所以他们给我升职 So they offered me a promotion
条件是毁掉这张卡 in exchange for destroying the card.
所以 So
我不再为你工作了 贱人 I guess I no longer work for you, you fucking bitch.
事实上 我不需要再听到 In fact, I don't have to listen
你丑恶而刺耳的声音了 to your hideous, shrill voice ever again!
- 操你共产党 - 操你共产党 - Fuck you! - Fuck you!
这才像派对嘛 Now it's a party!
天哪 真爽 Oh, my god! Yes!
嘿 我只想告诉你 Hey, just wanted to say,
别再跟我撒谎 别再玩什么权力游戏 no more lies, no more power games...
也别再耍什么花招了 ...no more bullshit,
不再有海妖之歌了 and no more siren song.
对了 梅格 她有点疯狂 By the way, Meg, she's a little crazy.
她很适合在这工作 She's perfect here.
哥们 那个怪胎有超好的鞋子 Dude, that freak show had some super-good-quality shoes.
穿起来简直和操逼一样舒服 These are comfy as fuck!
我喜欢这杯子 I loved this mug. - Mm.
我第一天上班就用这杯子 I got it on the, uh, first day that I started here.
我姐姐送给我的 My sister gave it to me.
它共产党的这个鬼地方 Fuck this place.
止赎令文件你还带在身上吗? Do you still have that, um, foreclosure paperwork on you?
在 Uh, yeah.
干嘛? Why?
让我看看 Let me take a little look at it.
怎么? What?
你很走运 You're in luck.
这笔抵押贷款是一批次货 This mortgage is part of a bad batch.
原文件已经存档太久 Original paperwork was filed so many times
很难再找到了 that it'd be tough to find.
- 哦 - 说不定已经丢失了 - Oh. -Could even be lost.
所以 如果我向银行索取原始文件 So if I ask the bank for the original paperwork...
你会置他们于尴尬的境地 You'd put them in a tough spot.
或者拿到楼上人的签名 就能一劳永逸了 Or a signature from upstairs could void it completely.
真的? Really?
很抱歉没能早点帮你 Hey, I'm sorry for not helping you earlier.
我应该帮你 但我没有 I should've, but I didn't.
没关系 It's okay.
以后别再这样就行了 Just don't do it again, I guess.
在拍吗? You rolling?
往后推 Push back. Push back.
好了 停 All right. Stop.
你能看见他吗? Can you see him?
不 No.
去死吧 德里克 Fuck you, Derek.
你朋友? Is that your friend?
天啊 Oh, god.
把手机给我 Hey, give that to me.
嘿 没事的 Hey. Hey, it's all right.
他有孩子 He has kids.
啊 天啊 Ah! Oh, god.
很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
因为这该死的病毒 This fucking virus, it just takes...
我控制不了情绪 just takes everything up to 11.
看出来了 I've noticed.
- 我知道 好吗 - 嗯 - I know, right? - Yeah.
- 我喜欢这病毒 - 是啊 - I like this virus. - Yeah.
现在怎么办? So what now?
我想我们应该交换号码 Um, I think we should definitely exchange numbers,
然后考虑租间公寓 也许再养条狗 consider an apartment, maybe a dog.
- 想想都太好了 - 我不是问这个 你个白痴 我是问现在怎么上去? - That'd be nice. - No, you idiot! What now?
让我看看 Um, let's see.
雷向全体职员发送了最新消息 Ray sent an update to the office staff.
谁是雷? Who's ray?
技术部的家伙 He's the it guy.
电梯门禁
受 限
共产党的 Fuckers.
一定还有别的方式上楼 There must be another way we can get up there.
不用门禁卡 Not without the key card.
除非... Unless...
除非什么? Unless what?
他想要什么? What's he want?
雷搞不定电梯 Ray can't fix the elevators,
但我还有个主意 but I have another idea.
雷 Ray!
我现在很忙 I'm really busy right now!
该死的 为什么不能用了? God damn it! Fuck you! Why won't you fucking work?
- 噢 - 雷 - Ugh! - Ray!
我们需要你的帮助 We need your help.
我靠 怎么会这样? Holy shit! How'd that happen?
我们要他帮忙 他却说他很忙 Well, we asked for his help, and then he said he was busy.
真的? 欢迎来技术部 Really? Welcome to it.
我们需要你侵入某人的电脑 We need you to hack into someone's computer.
那我要国际刑警别来找我 And I need interpol to get off my back,
还有什么新花样? so what else is fucking new?
谁的电脑? Who we talking about?
艾琳·斯迈思 Irene Smythe.
噢 去她的 Oh, fuck her.
什么? 搞什么... What? What the...
嘘 Shh.
技术部 It department.
我的电脑出了什么毛病了? What's wrong with my computer?
除非你告诉它哪里疼 医生才好治 Doctor can't do much until you tell him where it hurts.
我的网速比你的脑袋还慢 My Internet is slower than your brain.
考虑到安装和更新软件的预算 Well, that's a miracle considering the budget
这还真是个奇迹啊 that I have for installs and updates.
说真的 你怎么能指望我一个人 Seriously, how do you expect me to keep running things
在一间房里 if you have one guy in one room
还在地下室 去解决所有问题? down in the fucking basement doing everything?
说真的 我能干什么? Seriously, and what do I get?
我得到了拒绝 拒绝 拒绝 拒绝 I get denial, denial, denial, denial,
我所有的预算都被拒绝了 对吧? denial on all my fucking budgets, right?
居然还说 "雷 给我一个软件 But, "oh, ray, please give me an app!
- 请确保..." - 我感到震惊 - Make sure that..." - i am shocked!
非常震惊 I'm shocked and appalled,
我一定会跟约翰提这个 and I'll definitely bring this up with John,
但同时 你能把这该死的问题处理了吗? but in the meantime, can you do your fucking job?
哦哦哦 别激动 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cool your bloomers.
稍等 Hold on.
- 刚给你传了个补丁 - 补丁? - Just sent you a patch. - A patch?
是个安装文件 It's a file that you install
可以安装在你面前那个叫“电脑”的东西上 on that thing in front of you called a computer.
好的 Okay.
对你来说可能比较复杂 但别担心 Look, this might get complicated for you, but don't worry.
我会手把手教你完成整个过程 I'll take you through the whole process myself.
- 准备好了吗? - 好了 - You ready? - Okay.
单击桌面上的那个文件 Click on the file that's on your desktop.
- 好了 - 现在单击"安装" - Done. - Now click "install."
真没礼貌 So rude.
你知道 说起来有点搞笑 You know, funny enough,
我觉得这个病毒确实让她温和了许多 I think the virus actually made her nicer.
那个文件也叫 I could've called that file
木马破坏者 或硬盘终结者 mean trojan destroyer, the ultimate hard drive rapist,
她还是会安装的 and she still would have installed it.
我们进去了 And we're in.
这些是她的文件? Okay. So what we're looking at, th-- those are her files?
所有文件 甚至是毛片 Every last one of them, even the porn.
看来她对脚有特殊癖好 Seems she's got a thing for feet.
你想找什么? What do you want?
我要你把这想象成是宁静的村庄 I want you to pretend that that is a peaceful village
那里居住着美丽的处女 inhabited by gorgeous virgin maidens.
对对 而你就是其中充满男人味的 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the, you know, smelly,
好斗的维京王 aggressive viking king.
你引起我的兴趣了 You had me at peaceful.
搞...什么 What...what the...
雷 你这蠢货 那个补丁删除了我的硬盘 Ray, you ignoramus, that patch thing has erased my hard drive.
嘿 艾琳 Hey, Irene.
我有一个好消息 一个坏消息和一个更坏的消息要告诉你 I got good news, bad news, and worse news for you.
好消息是 我们在备份服务器上 Good news is, is we have a copy
拷贝了你硬盘上的每一个文件 of your hard drive on the backup server.
坏消息是我拿到了数据 Bad news is that I have it.
更坏的消息是 如果你想拿回去的话 Worse news is that, if you want it,
你得自己下来拿 you got to come down and get it.
交易什么? What trade?
用门禁卡换硬盘数据副本 The backup copy for my key card.
这个公司的备份文件值好几百万 That backup is worth millions to this firm.
你真的在听我说话吗? Are you actually listening to me?
我必须见他 就这么说定了 I'm meeting him. End of story.
太好了 要不我现在就脱掉裤子 Oh, great. Should I just remove my pants now
等他干我时 更容易些? to make it easier for him when he comes up here to fuck me?
我不会把门禁卡给他的 I'm not going to give him my key card.
但他手上有筹码 Well, he has got leverage against you.
可惜那个白痴让我决定见面地点 The idiot let me decide on the meeting spot.
你的枪呢 克尔顿? Where's your piece, Colton?
好了 她没带武器 All right. She's clean.
她是谁? Who is she?
她是你的抵押贷款帐户里的一员 She's one of the mortgage accounts that you, uh...
我是梅兰妮·克罗斯 我住太平洋街22号 I'm Melanie cross. I live at 22nd and pacific.
住不了多久了 Not for long.
先别... Ah, just...
- 门禁卡 - 文件 - key card. - Files.
你在找这个吗? Are you, uh, looking for this?
好了 Okay.
嗯 给你个小小的忠告 Um, just a little pro tip.
这个公司员工的智商 Employees' iqs at this firm
与他们的薪水正好成反比 are inversely proportionate to their salaries,
所以想对比他们薪水低的人 so it's probably not a good idea
耍小聪明 显然并不明智 to try to outsmart someone with a smaller paycheck.
门禁卡 Key card.
马上给我硬盘 Now give me the hard drive.
我已经履行协议 I've done my bit.
还没有 Not yet.
得先签这个 Got to sign this first.
我当然可以签这个 Oh, oh, I could sign this,
然后声称是临时性精神错乱 sure, then claim temporary insanity
再废除掉就行了 and have it dismissed.
对不起 亲爱的 如果你们愿意的话 Sorry, sweetie, but you can always take it
可以拿上卡 去和楼上那个男的商讨一下 to the man upstairs with that card you've got if you like.
你这个婊子 You fucking whore!
- 给我们一分钟 - 当然 没问题 - Give us a minute. - Yeah, totally.
懦夫才用子弹 Bullets are for cowards.
该死 Oh, shit.
不 不 等等 No, no, wait!
那张卡不管用 That card doesn't work.
还需要授权码 It needs an access code.
我学乖了 I got it.
不 不 No. No!
不 不 不 No, no! No!
我要弄瞎你的眼睛 I'm gonna burn your eyes out.
别再耍花招 I am done fucking around.
马上给我们密码 Give us the code right now.
我可以给你密码 但有个新条件 孩子 I'll give you the code, but here's the new deal, boy.
- 把她交给我 - 什么? - You give me her. - What?
她毁了我的工作 那是我多年的心血 She destroyed my work. That's years of my life.
你想报仇? 把我要的给我 You want your revenge? Well, give me mine.
我只想要回我的家 你这混蛋 I just want my home back, you asshole!
检疫隔离很快就结束了 The quarantine is ending soon.
你没有时间了 Your time is running out.
给我密码 Give me the access code!
我也给你个小小的忠告 I'll give you a pro tip.
你想向上爬吗? You want to swim to the top?
那就得学会抛弃累赘 Drop the dead weight.
她会下手的 She'll do it.
五 Five!
四 Four!
三 Three.
- 二 - 一 - Two! - One.
成交 Deal.
操你共产党 德里克 该死的西装仔 Fuck you, Derek, you piece-of-shit suit!
你就跟他们一样 你就是个人渣 You're just like all of them! You belong here!
啊 操 Aah, fuck!
- 好了吗? - 嗯 - Done? - Mm-hmm.
操你共产党 去死 Fuck you! Fuck you.
我马上回来 亲爱的 走吧 I'll be back shortly, sweetie. Come on.
授权码只能用一次 These things only work once.
别做傻事 Don't do anything stupid.
能看见吗 德里克? Can you see it, Derek?
看到解决问题的办法没有? Can you see the solution to our problem here?
你被感染了 你不会受惩罚 You're infected. You have impunity!
内维尔·里德 他成功逃脱了谋杀罪名 Nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
也许我也能在这里试试 Maybe I can have a little fun here.
我要揍你一拳 Well, I'm gonna beat you to the punch.
我们来讨论一下 Let's discuss.
这是什么? What's that?
我的投降条件 合伙人合同 The terms of my surrender, partnership contract.
你可真是个混蛋 You're a fucking piece of shit.
我的人杀了你的朋友 Look, my guy killed your guy.
而你又杀了我的人 所以我们扯平了 You killed my guy, so we're even.
我们现在就来谈谈生意 不好吗? Let's just get down to business now, huh?
女士们 Ladies.
每月利润收益 Monthly profit participation,
年度业绩奖金 车辆津贴 annual performance bonus, vehicle allowances,
煤气费 维修费 保险费 私人司机 gas, maintenance, insurance, chauffeur.
账单报销 全话费津贴 Expense accounts, full cellphone allowances,
付费车位 俱乐部费用 paid parking, country-club fees.
我知道你一直想得到这些 德里克 I've seen you admiring all of this, Derek.
难道这些不正是你一直所追求的吗? Isn't this what you've always wanted?
是的 Yes.
那为什么你还没有拿起笔? Then why don't I see a fucking pen in your hand?
难道你真的想在今后20年里 Do you really want to spend the next 20 years of your life
拼死拼活的工作 just working your ass off for what,
赚的钱却还没有我现在给你的一半多? maybe half of what i just offered you?
签吧 德里克 Sign it, Derek.
签了 我就帮你吹喇叭 Sign it, and I'll suck your cock.
签了 我也会帮你的 Sign it, and I'll help.
- 聪明 - 富有 - Be smart. - Be rich.
不 No.
我的更大 Mine's bigger.
我的总是更大 Mine's always bigger.
你这混蛋 You fucker.
德里克 你的问题是没有远见 That's your problem, Derek. No vision.
操你共产党 Fuck you.
操 铁杆 Fuck! Iron!
不是9号 是5号杆 No, not the 9, the 5!
看看你的合伙人 Look at your partners.
看看你的合伙人 Look at your partners!
知道他们现在在想什么吗? You know what they're thinking right now?
他们在想 如果你一旦不再分成 They're thinking how big their piece of the pie
他们的蛋糕有多大 is gonna get once you stop taking yours.
现在该投票了 对吧? This is where we vote, right?
我们投票 快点 Well, then let's vote. Make it quick.
你能行吗 德里克? 你行吗? Can you do it, Derek? Can you do it?
你不行 因为你是个娘娘腔 No, because you're too much of a pussy,
所以我才能站在这里 而你只能被我踩在脚下 which is why I'm up here and you are down there.
当这一切都结束时 But when this is all over,
我也会朝你的尸体上撒尿 I will piss on your corpse, as well.
国王倒下了 And so the king falls.
检疫隔离即将解除 With the quarantine about to lift,
我终于可以到九人团洗清罪名了 I finally got to plead my case to the nine...
不好意思 现在是八人团了...我迎来自己的审判日 excuse me, eight... and have my own day in court.
令人惊讶的是 Surprisingly, given the fact
鉴于我刚把前任总裁从楼道上扔下去 that I just threw their former ceo off a balcony,
他们似乎都很愿意倾听 they seemed pretty willing to listen.
带着冷静和礼貌 In a calm and collected manner,
我向他们解释了我的处境 I explained to them my situation,
以及我对公司的奉献 my dedication to the firm,
还有那些比我职位高的人 the abuse of company resources
是如何滥用公司资源的 诸如此类 by those above my pay grade, yada yada.
我不想说的太细 免得你们嫌我啰嗦 I don't need to bore you with the long-form version.
有了正当的辩护词 并根据当天发生的事件 With a sound defense and in light of the day's events,
我请求... I pled that...
复职 I think I deserve my job back.
但在他们投票时 我恍然大悟 But as they voted, it dawned on me,
我姐姐多年来一直想告诉我的事 something my sister had been trying to tell me for years,
还有今天我的新朋友让我领悟到了 what my new friend reminded me today.
我并不是在真正的工作 而是工作控制了我 I didn't have a job. The job had me.
我只是又一个该死的奴隶 I was just another fucking slave to the grind.
我们总是以美好的愿望来描绘人生的道路 Look, we paint our paths with the best of intentions,
但到头来 but at the end of the day,
有时仍然需要发生一些事 sometimes it takes a brushstroke of circumstance
或是感染致命病毒 才能让我们重新走上正轨 or a deadly virus to set us on the right path again.
还有 这次发生在TSC的事件 如他们所说 Oh, and the incident at tsc, as they're calling it,
最终成为加速研发 ended up being a watershed case to finally accelerate a vaccine
ID-7病毒疫苗的推动器 to prevent the symptoms of the ID-7 virus,
当然了 这还得等药监局批准 pending fda approval, of course.
不用客气 You're welcome.
而对于公司本身 And for the firm itself,
和别的混蛋公司 well, they did what any corporate asshole
没什么两样 in a corner would do.
他们让我接替托尔思的位子 They offered me towers' job.
终于有一个年轻人的位子了。 Finally a seat at the big kids' table.
所以我暂时接下这工作 So I took the gig...
不过我还是有足够的时间做出一个 Just long enough to make an executive decision
能造福这世界的行政决策 and do some good in the world.
我辞职 I quit.
现在 我知道你们在想什么 Now, I know what you're thinking.
我们把这个故事包装得看似积极正面 We wrapped this story up in a nice little bow,
而事实上我们却刚刚杀了不少人 and we pretty much just killed a bunch of people.
这点我承认 I live with that.
不过人们认为 任何事都是事出有因的 But they do say everything happens for a reason.
我开始相信这种说法了 I'm starting to believe it.
在这里给大家一个小小的忠告 Here's one more pro tip.
工作 爱情和人生道路的成功 一定要自己亲手来谱写... Paint your own path to success in work, love, and life...
...在这一切都还来得及之前 ...Before it's too fucking late.